"Jay MF Ruez"
Full name is Jay Mothafukn Ruez, Jay MF Ruez for short, ladies can call me Daddy :P . I'm cool with that. When everything was normal I focused on two things, Money & Girls, not necessarily always in that order. You can imagine how this whole zombie thing fucked that up for me. I kept asking myself what I should do in these new circumstances since my two main ambitions are no longer relevant. And then it hit me like a prophetic vision, the lord has left me here to impregnate all of the beautiful women in this world so that we may rebuild society. I know, I know, this is a crazy burden for any one man to carry. However as the chosen one, I will try to find strength to satisfy the need of the world. Ladies, please pray. Dudes, stop hating :P . Survivors, always remember to have the "Fuck these Zombies" attitude, not fuck as in intercourse, because you might be infected even with protection. I heard some dude tried, and yea.......... She looked pretty good though so I can't even talk shit about him but.......... yea. Was she worth becoming a zombie?....... maybe XD. But I could not go that route, I was given a mission. Need to make sure these awesome genes make it to the world. Hope my entries are informative, if not enjoy them, they are the shit.
Love,
Jay MF Ruez
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1. Don't Judge Me
2. Teenage Dream
3. I LoOoOOoOOve My Neighbors :P
4. Even Michael Jordan Lost Games
5. Only Girl in the World
**Newsflash - WHERE IS THE CHOSEN 1?**